What to do, Coffee?
I have this blog see, well obviously you do otherwise you would either be insane or… well brain dead. I never consider myself verbose in fact quite the contrary so I struggle to find something interesting I want to say that hasn’t been said by someone else and that I truly believe. So instead I will try and write about things a little more mundane but closer to my heart, today you will see 2 such articles, this one pretending to be from last week, in the vein hope you don’t notice. I would say damn but that would just be way too obvious.
How to make a good cup of coffee… and then some.
Over the years I have been given hellish cups of java, either to weak or so strong the spoon floats ( I am not joking my other half loves to use half and half when it comes to killing me making me a cuppa)In order to reduce the amount of deaths from caffeine overdose ( I reckon i’ve been close a few times, caffeine addiction is no laughing matter)
I will provide a simple set of rules on making this drink.
- Don’t use instant. (not unless you like the taste of gravel and tar)
- When filling your cafétier fill using the bottom by a bout 1 cm or just under half an inch, for you god fearing monarchists.
- Boil the kettle allow the water to stop bubbling then poor immediatly
- Make sure the ground beans are mixed well in the water.
- Leave for at least 5 minutes, I prefer 10/15
- Push the cafétier plunger down at the rate of 1cm every 2 seconds.
- Drink.
- Put the coffee back in the fridge (sealed) otherwise the cupboard goblins will smell it and then piss in it.
May 6th, 2008 at 4:59 am
Hey Jack,
“Don’t use instant. (not unless you like the taste of gravel and tar)”
Lies! I find the instant coffee at work to be better than the machine made coffee.
“Leave for at least 5 minutes, I prefer 10/15″
Most people like their coffee hot. In fact, Hot Coffee has become extremely famus.